Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

When Did Billy Show Up?

Hey, Billy. Whatcha doing?

“Balls deep in the hoopla.”


“Look at this. Me and Phil back together again.”

His name is Oteil Burbridge.

“That’s just an anagram for Black Phil.”

It’s not.

“It is if you’re illiterate.”

Maybe. Where have you been? This is, like, the first picture I’ve seen of you this tour.

“I been checking out art museums. Unbelievably inspiring.”

No, you haven’t.

“You’re right. Skanking it up, baby. Hanging out at dog tracks and methadone clinics. Last night I had a chick who got had a buttock amputated.”


“Lopped that fucker straight off.”

I don’t even know how that works.

“Me, either, but it did. Doctors didn’t amputate her butthole.”

How come you didn’t go to the Capitol to meet Al Franken?

“I’m a Davis man.”

Makes sense.


  1. Ms Burbridge (?) Saw how awesome Oteil was when he sang and hopped on a plane to be with her man?

  2. Luther Von Baconson

    June 28, 2017 at 12:39 pm

    bit of a with those three.

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