Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Who Is To Blame, According To The GOP Debate

  • Liberals.
  • Planned Parenthood.
  • The media.
  • Mexicans.
  • Immigrants who are not technically Mexicans, but may as well be.
  • Nicaraguans or whatever.
  • Scientists.
  • The terrorists.
  • Obama.
  • The homosexuals.
  • Homosexual terrorist Obama.
  • When he manages to get the cocks out of his mouth, he blows up Cinnabuns: Barack Hussein Obama, Homosexual Terrorist.
  • Criminals.
  • Thugs.
  • Certain protesters.
  • Community organizers.
  • Black people?
  • Excuse me, how dare you?
  • I never explicitly said that, and for you to infer it from my well-chosen words is an insult.
  • One of our best candidates is black!


  1. Bush kept me safe
    -Paul Walker

  2. I blame Botox and Restalin.

  3. Sir Luther Von Baconson

    September 17, 2015 at 9:16 am

    Let Us Not Forget Howard Jones

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