Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Who The F*ck Else Is Deb?!

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  • Iconoclast.
  • Breaker of horses.
  • Earthling.
  • Mammal.
  • Not a werewolf, regardless of what you might have heard.
  • Zeitgeist influencer.
  • Licensed driver.
  • VP.
  • VIP.
  • HJIC.
  • Exercise enjoyer.
  • Marathon considerer.
  • I cannot keep saying this: Deb is not a werewolf.
  • In it to win it.
  • Hard charger.
  • Rough rider
  • Tough mama.
  • Strong bad.
  • Rocker.
  • Roller.
  • Whatnotter.
  • Empress of Networks, High Imperiatrix of the Order of the Business Card.
  • Secret Muslim.
  • Authentic.
  • Disruptor.
  • Chomper
  • Relentlessly anti-paradigmatic.
  • It was probably Blake from bonds who started this bullshit about Deb being a werewolf after they broke up; listen: werewolfs aren’t a thing, and even if they were, then Deb is not one.
  • Facilitator of a funky good time.
  • Introducer of white people.
  • Locally sourced.
  • Book purchaser.
  • Already had chicken pox.
  • Good egg.
  • Designated passenger.
  • Okay, fine: Deb’s a werewolf.

6 Comments

  1. Mean, Green, Devil Eating Machine

    September 21, 2016 at 9:21 am

    Wall St. Dead – where you pay a LOT to hang out with other people who also pay a LOT to hang out so you can hang out and chat about how much you paid to hang out and talk about the Gee Dee.

  2. Oh the dangerous path of marketing yourself like that.

    Deb, you need help, it is okay just to be Deb. No pitchwords needed, for Deb to Love Deb, you should first love yourself in order to love others. Loving the “Rule Breaker” label you have given yourself is not a substitute, stop this it is killing you.

  3. One Night Ultimate Werewolf is a pretty good party game tho

    https://www.amazon.com/Bezier-Games-ONUWBEZ-Ultimate-Werewolf/dp/B00HS7GG5G/

  4. Deb is a licensed driver but she’s terrifyingly awful at it. Designated passenger is more her speed.

    She’s also a damn good egg.

  5. I did not read the whole list, OMG she is genuine.

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