Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Who You Calling A Flag?

If TotD were a candidate for President in two years, here’s what I would do at the first debate. Halfway through the proceedings, when everyone is dozing a bit, I would take a second flag pin from my pocket and put it on. Then, I would accuse my opponent of hating America.

If the moderator calls me on it, I’ll say, “Jim, my opponent can have his own opinions, but he can’t have his own facts. And the fact is: I love America one flag more than he does.”


  1. You’ve got my vote! I’d like to see Bill Kreutzmann as Secretary of Defense, too. Imagine dickpunching by drone!

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