Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Who You Kidding, Man?

Holy shit, is that how you smile now?

“Mmmmbootuhfuh.”

Did you just say “I’m beautiful?”

“Yuhhh.”

You look like a half-cooked Shrinky-Dink.

“Mmmm yuhhhhfuh.”

“I’m youthful?” Is that what you just mumbled?

“Guhhhfuhyuhsuh.”

I will go fuck myself, Nicole Kidman. Good idea.

“Mmmmbootuhfuh.”

Sure.

1 Comment

  1. I hate to harp on anybody’s appearance, but Nicole would have aged just fine without Botox & the various “treatments” that she has gotten over the years. Being with Tom Cruise & all of the David Miscavige Scientology BS must have had an awful impact. She looks like a wax statue & it’s not very becoming.

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