Thoughts On The Dead

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Whoopee Wednesday: Part Four: The Donate Button Take Its Trousers Off

INT: SIDEBAR – DAY

The DONATE BUTTON stands like a TITAN, but HANDSOMER.

MOTHERFUCKER! STOP THIS BULLSHIT.

What?

You know what.

Why are you slut-shaming the Donate Button? Sex work is a viable career.

Yeah, I know we have to say that, but it’s not.

Please don’t be racist against strippers.

I’m not racist against strippers. The Donate Button is not a stripper; it is a widget.

Racist against widgets.

No, not at all. I just think widgets are lazy and given to criminality, plus they have too many children. It’s not racist to judge an entire group of people based on faulty information and lazy, hateful thinking.

That is the precise definition of racism.

Is it?

Yes.

Do Trump’s supporters know that?

They do. Don’t care.

Ah.

 

 

1 Comment

  1. Trump’s donate button wrote the book on pants-off widget action.

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