Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Why Is TotD’s Butthole So Itchy?

  • Someone is talking about it.
  • My butthole is a junky.
  • Being unfamiliar with the woods, my butthole did not recognize poison ivy.
  • Butthole pox.

Stop doing this.

It is silly, yes.

Just started typing again?

No idea where it would lead. Sometimes, I think that it’s just the sound of the keys that makes me do this.

Clickety-clickety-clickclick-TAP

Yeah. But with more Delete Button sounds.

You are a terrible typist.

Across the board. Speed, accuracy. I still don’t know where the letter “C” lives.

He hides. How’s the book coming?

FUUUUUUUCK YOOUUUUUUUUU.

3 Comments

  1. Don’t post these things! Didn’t you just have a questionable check up? Now I’ll be up all night worrying. And my thyroid is questionable at best, so sleep is a priority!!

    We sound old and complainy :/

  2. Scratching will only make it worse.

    FYI

  3. Luther Von Baconson

    August 17, 2016 at 2:51 am

    likely pruritus ani. too much sitting, perhaps bad food choices. excessive wiping too, you need a bit of a patina on your rosebud; don’t skimp on TP at The Publix (get the Charmin Big Guy TP). don’t end up like der Buddyzee

    listen to an Old Warrior

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