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Billy’s making yoga pants.

There you have it, I guess.

39 Comments

    • maggiemay

      ????????????????????????

    • maggiemay

      I figured out why I was confused yesterday. This is not a nice ass. This is super creepy. It doesn’t look like a butt.

      • spencer

        What does it look like?

        • maggiemay

          I don’t even know. It doesn’t look like an ass. The gap between the thighs is freaking me out. Not that I have anything against thigh gaps. But it just looks so disgusting. And how did she get her pants to contour to her butt so perfectly? that doesn’t even seem physically possible. I can’t achieve that.

          • maggiemay

            It looks like two separate butts

        • maggiemay

          Look at this butt. This is a pretty quality butt. More on the average side, but a good butt indeed.

          http://trulybooty.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/maca-root-for-curves.jpg

          The butt posted by Steve is just creepy. I can’t even describe it, really. I showed my brother (19) this morning and he said, “Well, it’s a butt, but it’s kind of gross.” This butt, however, he approved of.

      • spencer

        The Steve butt does seem somehow unnatural? The things people do to their bodies in the name of beauty confuse me. To each their own i guess. Can’t be easy growing up nowadays, everything is so exaggerated.

        • maggiemay

          I’m sure it is a natural butt, but her body is just shaped weird. I mean no offense in saying this. I don’t like bringing down other people, girls especially. It’s not a competition. And yeah, I guess it is pretty weird that everybody looks so intense these days, but I just ignore it. I like the way I look.

  1. ste4ve

    “A lawmaker in Montana wants to take yoga pants off the streets.” Funny — I just want to take them offa my wo-man.

    http://myfox8.com/2015/02/16/lawmaker-introduces-bill-to-make-yoga-pants-illegal/

    Billy: still breaking the law!!! In Montana. Possibly.

    • maggiemay

      Hey haven’t you posted this here before? I’m going to kill that lawmaker guy with my bare a- hANDS.

      • ste4ve

        I have never “posted this here before.”

        You GO, girl! Strangle him with your yoga pants.

        • maggiemay

          Okay, I feel like I saw it on here a couple weeks ago. AND THANK YOU. I’LL DO JUST THAT.

  2. Boogaloo

    What am I looking at?
    Wheres the 10 foot Walton Yoga mat?

  3. Boogaloo

    Check yo self before you wreck yo self.

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