Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Words That Do Not Appear In Any Grateful Dead Song

  • Value-added.
  • Marmot.
  • Cobbler.
  • Malthusian.
  • Merch.
  • Slap-happy.
  • Dipsy-doodle.
  • Cenobite.
  • Alsace-Lorraine.
  • Titular.
  • Flense.
  • Spermacetti.
  • Ambergris. (Let’s just say that no whaling* terms whatsoever appear in a Dead song.)
  • Dongle.
  • Shpongle.
  • Smurf.
  • Nerf.
  • Nudnik.
  • Pterodactyl.
  • Ptarmigan.
  • Ptolemy.
  • Ptranscendentalism.
  • Counter-revolutionary.
  • Mesoamerican.
  • Plinth.
  • Subsequently.
  • Analingus. (Therefore, no Grateful Dead song contains the phrase “Subsequently, analingus.” That’s a shame.)
  • Blunf.
  • Shmlop.
  • Humperdeedoo.
  • Kreutzmann.

*TotD advocates bringing back whaling. We’ve been giving those wet fat-asses a free ride for too long; time to remind them who’s where on the food chain.

1 Comment

  1. If Billy had written Fire on the Mountain it would have included the word Analingus.

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