Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Would You Break A Butterfly On A Beam?

Hey, Mickey. Rando?

“No. Poet.”

Much worse.

“What’s wrong with poetry?’

Nothing. It’s poets I can’t abide. I don’t like writing in complete paragraphs, but I do.


Sure. What do you like about her poetry?

“The rhythm of it.”

I’m shocked.

“And she’s a life coach too!”

What does that mean?

“I don’t know!”


“The Dead never really did the life coach thing. We preferred fake Indians and rogue chemists.”

The important thing is that you got good advice.

“That is the important thing. We never got it, but still: important.”

There gonna be a D&C winter tour?

“Christ, I hope so.”

Spent all the money from summer tour already?

“Oh, yeah.”

What on?

“Life coaching.”

There it is.


  1. Ohhhhhhh . . . . . Life coaching . . . . . .

    I have strong feels on the subject . . . .

    • Thoughts On The Dead

      September 5, 2017 at 12:58 am

      You have inspired my new business venture.

      (whisper whisper whisper)

      I have been informed by my lawyer that you did not do what I said you did, and also I didn’t say what I said.

      • I heard nothing beyond the gentle swish swish of hush money gently swishing the hush on its I heard nothing way.

        (My lawyer thanks your lawyer.)

  2. Redwood tree girl showing so much age makes me feel really old.

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