Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

You Can Leave Your Hats On

mickey billy scarfs hats“Oh, Jesus H. Christ, Mickey: what are you wearing?”

“What everybody else is wearing.”

“Everybody else is 25. You look like a schmuck.”

“I look cool and youthful.”

“You look like you’re gonna drive your choo-choo train home.”

“You’re just jealous of all the poontang I’m gonna get.”

“Whaddya think’s more important: the poon or the tang?”

“Well, poon’s first in the word, plus you have to do poon first.”

“Sure.”

“If you go tang-to-poon, there’s gonna be an infection.”

“Never go tang-to-poon.”

“Bill?”

“Yeah, Mick?”

“What are we doing here?”

“Playing with Disco Biscuits.”

“Simply triscuits?”

“Disco Biscuits.”

Risky Business? The movie?”

“Watch my lips, Mickey: disco. Like the dancing. John Travolta and Studio 54. D-I-S-C-O.”

“Disco.”

“Good. Biscuits! Biscuits!”

“The Disco Biscuits.”

“Right.”

“That’s a terrible name. How’s their music?”

“Best way to describe it is: Music to decide to go to rehab by.”

“Okay. They paying us?”

“Hell, yeah.”

“We get the check?”

“Shit, yeah.”

“Let’s go jam, then.”

“Fuck, yeah.”

3 Comments

  1. Decide to go to rehab, bye!! That’s gold

  2. Way, WAAAAAYYYY better than “Hat’s All, Folks”. What kind of amateur came up with that anyway?

  3. I thought it was pretty funny that Mickey (read: Mickey’s Socials Handler) added “Fashions by Castro Arafat.” to his Facebook post of this pick. Well played.

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