Hey, Bobby. Whatcha doing?
“You know: people wave at me, then I’m gonna wave back. Neighborly thing to do.”
This is for Kimmel, huh?
“Oh, yeah. This is the big time. You know that TV shows expect you to just start playing when they point at you?”
I did know that.
“You’re just expected to perform. Like a monkey.”
Or a performer.
“Still, it was an outrage. Except, you know: everybody’s gear stays in tune now, and nobody smokes anymore, so we decided fighting for the right to tune and smoke was moot.”
It’s a whole new world, Bobby.
“Sure, sure. Hey: Johnny looks terrible.”
“And I haven’t gotten a chance to meet Ed or Doc, yet.”
This is not the Carson show, Bobby.
Kick some ass, buddy.