Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

You Don’t Bring Me Scarlet Begonias

“I’ve gotten over Katy.”

I see.

“Barbra gives me everything I need. The sex is great.”


“Down there? She’s like butter.”


“Plus, she’s got a shopping mall in her basement.”

Yeah, Babs is rich as shit.

“She calls me her Johnentashen.”

Again: ew.


  1. when will the snarkiness commence regarding phil & co doing the cornell and buffalo shows at txr next month? i wanted to go, but you have to buy a ticket for both nights. maybe you could be snarky about that?

  2. Or, What’s Up, Josh?

  3. Luther Von Baconson

    April 28, 2017 at 4:21 pm

    love Babs. had to. Sari.

  4. Love, soft as an easy chair

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