jerry cleanshaven
Did you set it on fire accidentally?

“That’s a couple years from now.”

Get gum in it?

“Not a gum chewer. That’s Mickey.”

Man does love his gum.

“Gum rhymes with drum.”

Goddamn, I am getting my mind blown today.

“Nice to have days like that, man. Just the universe sending bazooka blasts across your frontal cortex, right?”

Kinda.

WHERE IS YOUR BEARD?

“It’ll grow back, man. Real quick, too.”

Well, hop to it.

“Get stuffed.”

Gotcha.