Hey, Pope Francis. Whatcha doing?
“I’m-a hanging out witta da Globies!”
“They da clown princes of-a da basketball! Come-a to da Vatican, set-a up da hoop, do-a da show.”
All that just for you?
“It’s-a good to be da Pope.”
“They do all-a da tricks. Throw-a confetti, ball on-a da string. One-a guy, he dribble da ball real good. Other guy talk-a real loud.”
That sounds like the Globetrotters.
“Same-a routine for 50 years.”
With all due respect, you’re one to talk, Your Holiness.
“Is not-a da same! Mother Church is-a unchanging because-a da God. Is-a what He said to do, so cannot-a change.”
That’s not true. The Church changes all the time.
Vatican I, I guess.
“Is all-a da sequels nowadays.”
Sure. Are you following the American elections, Pope Francis?
“Look-a my face.”
I’ll take that as a yes.
“What-a the fuck wrong witta alla you?”
“Scusi. I forgive-a myself.”