Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

You Won’t Even Feel The Blades

img_3413“Are we still doing this?”

“Bob, you don’t understand: not only is this how Dead & Company travel on the tour, but it’s also my gift to you.”

“Irving, I don’t want a helicopter.”

“Who wouldn’t want a helicopter?”

“A fellow who lives on the side of a mountain, for one. Who doesn’t know how to fly a helicopter. And would get yelled at by his sister-in-law for having one.”

“But I wrapped it. The bow cost fifty bucks.”

“Irving…”

“Billy Joel has a helicopter.”

“No, thank you.”

“Fine, fine: I’ll give it to John.”

“Don’t do that. He’ll give it its own Instagram account.”

“Publicity!”

“Where did you even get a helicopter, anyway?”

“Craigslist.”

“Gotta go, Irv.”

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