Women would come from towns far and wide to give these men all of their sex. They were rock stars, dammit.
PLUS: Which jacket comes out of Thunderdome alive? At first: Neil, of course. There’s easily eight things wrong with that jacket I could name immediately and I’m sure that further inspection would also reveal nothing but horror. You could stop at the fringe; no one would blame you for saying “fringe” and refusing to have anything more to do with that jacket.
The way a leather blazer wrinkles at the elbow is almost pornographic.
And then you realize that whatever the hell Garcia has on has a zipper on it.