Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Your 2018 New York Yankees Starting Lineup

  1. Unholy Child Born Of The Loins Of Barry Bonds And Mark McGwire, 1B
  2. Cyberdyne Systems T-800 Model 101, 3B
  3. Aaron Judge, OF
  4. Giancarlo Stanton, OF
  5. Incredible Hulk, C
  6. Guy Who Played The Mountain On Game of Thrones, SS
  7. Ghost Of Babe Ruth, DH
  8. Automatic Homerun, OF
  9. Warehouse Full Of Steroids, 2B


  1. Not a Yankees fan, but I would bet Judge, Stanton & catcher Gary Sanchez could end up hitting over 150 home runs with 600 strikeouts between the three of them. It could be very auspicious for Yankees fans. The problem with your concept is Judge will be batting second as he did for much of last year. Stanton will most likely be third & Sanchez in cleanup. I never thought Gary Sanchez as the Incredible Hulk, but he does have a bit of Lou Ferrigno in him.

  2. on the bright side, the mets will be starting the ghost of choo choo coleman as their catcher.

  3. Luther Von Baconson

    December 12, 2017 at 12:02 pm

    saw #9, thought it was This Guy, or Guys assuming it is teaming with Leftie Baseball Aliens. getting the jump on the Grapefruit League. judging from the shape They most likely smoke The Reefer.

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