Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Buffalo Gal

Are you caressing Stu Allen?

“It’s his hand, jackass.”

Ah. I see it.

“Good for you.”

Hey, wasn’t Harvey Weinstein a concert promoter back in the day? You guys ever run into him?

“A bunch. Him and that asshole brother of his ran Buffalo in the 70’s. Always something funny with the receipts with those two. Christ, I can still see his face. Like a fat pineapple. Looked like a Jewish Noriega.”

Not an attractive man.

“One of those strategic temper tantrum guys. Would scream at the top of his lungs about nothing, then get real quiet and charming. Well, you know. ‘Charming.’ Jackass.”

How’d you deal with it?

“Laughed at him. He was no Bill Graham.”

He was awful big, though.

“So was our crew. I’ll tell you a story. He tried that massage shit on Mrs. Donna Jean in ’77.”

That motherFUCKer!

“Yeah. She would get her own little room so she could get dressed. Keith was in there, but he had passed out.”

Shocker.

“So, big boy charges in there and starts demanding a massage. And, you know, Mrs. Donna Jean’s a Southern girl, and they’re real polite up to a point.”

Up to a point.

“And that point was him taking his dick out.”

Bro, I’m steaming mad here.

“Story gets better.”

Does she say something clever and hurt his feelings?

“Fuck, no. Grabbed his cock and sunk her nails into the shaft real hard.”

Awesome.

“Then she pulls him into the dressing room where we’re all hanging out and announces, ‘Boys, this venue got itself a cockroach problem!'”

I love Mrs. Donna Jean.

“She had her moments.”

Are you sure you’re not caressing Stu Allen?

“Go away.”

Okay.

11 Comments

  1. Stu could play Jim Morrison in a movie, but thank god nobody is making Jim Morrison movies anymore.

  2. Keith is basically Bernie from Weekend at Bernie’s.

  3. Luther Von Baconson

    October 12, 2017 at 11:29 am

    if those Weinsteins are related to Irv, i’m gonna lose my shit.

    • Luther Von Baconson

      October 12, 2017 at 11:31 am

      it’s OK Spencer, i just half-assed checked. so there’s Good Weinsteins (Irv) and Bad Weinsteins (Harvey & Bob), you see.

      • I always had my suspicion that Irv was the one setting those pesky fires in Tonawanda.

        • Luther Von Baconson

          October 12, 2017 at 12:02 pm

          yeah, he really got hopped up about the 2 alarmers. could be Uncle Irv, haven’t got that dialing for dollars in’d yet.

          • Luther Von Baconson

            October 12, 2017 at 12:50 pm

            Good Weinsteins: Rochester. Marc, son of Irv, is co-owner of Amoeba Music interestingly. Irv is currently in assisted living, has ALS. Bad Weinsteins: Queens.

            sorry to hear about Irv. a little manic, but a good guy as i recall. WKBW was White 7 (Black 7 on the TeeVee Power)

          • That’s sad to hear about Irv, he was the originator of the It’s eleven o’clock, do you know where your children are?

          • Luther Von Baconson

            October 12, 2017 at 6:02 pm

            yes. my mom used to say “smoking pot in *** ********’s basement”

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