Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Fact Checking Claims Made At The Republican National Convention

  • “Let your persistence overcome her resistance,” is awful dating advice.
  • The average number of police officers killed by illegal aliens per day is not 800.
  • Despite what she said in her speech, Melania Trump did not free the slaves.
  • Nor is she Iron Man.
  • President Obama is not the most racist president we’ve ever had: he is, at best, second.
  • Hillary Clinton has not vowed to introduce legislation outlawing Jesus.
  • Ted Cruz does not actually care in the slightest about LGBT rights.
  • The Jews have not “stopped” draining blood from Gentile children; they never did that in the first place.
  • Loretta Lynch is not a werewolf.
  • Climate Change does exist, and it is not caused by Mexicans.
  • Scarlet Begonias is not a John Mayer song now.
  • No Constitutional amendment to force citizens to have abortions has been proposed.
  • Tiffany Trump was referred to as a model, whereas she should have been called a “model.”
  • There is no such thing as the Congressional Medal of Genius, which means New Gingrich could not have been awarded one, let alone the six he claimed.
  • NATO does not stand for Nazi Atheists Taking Over (America).
  • A Vice-Presidential nominee is not allowed to declare war on Spain.
  • President Obama is not in league with Lucifer.
  • Nor is the president himself Lucifer.
  • Reading, PA, is not currently under Sharia law.
  • Lesbians cannot transform into dragons.
  • Hillary Clinton has been accused of no crime that would make her eligible for the death penalty, nor is that penalty administered via defenestration.

9 Comments

  1. I can think of worse….

    • Thoughts On The Dead

      July 21, 2016 at 6:38 pm

      Turning Japanese by The Vapors.

      Africa by Toto was racist in an oblivious “Africa is one thing” kinda way.

      Umm…

      • Vapors was my pick…..There has to be worse though?

        • Morning Deuce

          July 21, 2016 at 7:24 pm

          Stormtroopers of Death “speak English or die” maybe? They didn’t really mean it, though…

          • Thoughts On The Dead

            July 21, 2016 at 7:29 pm

            I’m thinking more mainstream stuff. Like, you can just say Skrewdriver or that David Allen Coe bullshit, but that Genesis song was a Top 40 hit.

            (Fun fact: in college, TotD was in a band with Scott Ian’s wife, Pearl, who is Meatloaf’s daughter. We called her Pearl Loaf behind her back.)

        • Thoughts On The Dead

          July 21, 2016 at 7:30 pm

          One in a Million by Guns. That one’s just fucking awful, and it was at the time, too. Jesus, how did that make it onto a major label release?

          • Morning Deuce

            July 21, 2016 at 8:11 pm

            I hear you. Sod was not something you were gonna hear on a Saturday morning countdown, and there are always racist hateful shitheads making bad music.
            (Fun racist musician fact: a guy I was in a band with was hired by David Allen Coe for a show in a chuck berry local pickup band fashion)

            Lies, yeah. Meteoric rise, no new album for awhile, execs weigh racist / homophobic lyrics against making a pile of money, you know the rest.

        • I was layed up with a broken pelvis years ago, while recuperating I hazily watched an MTV show about a super group with Scott Ian, Sebastian Bach, Ted Nugent, and Jason Bonham…..managed by Doc Mcgee. I’m positive Pearl was on it too (as positive as someone heavily medicated could be).

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