Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

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“Troy, question.”

“Sure, Bobby. What?”

“What song is this?”

“That we’re playing?”


“Playing in the Band. You wrote it.”

“No, it doesn’t go this fast.”

“Um, yeah, okay. The tempo’s speedy, sure.”

“Is the song being chased?”

“Um, no.”

“Then why is it going so fast?”

“We play fast, I guess.”

“You gotta luxuriate in a tune. I feel like I’m in a heavy mental band.”

“Oh, uh, I forgot to ask at soundcheck: how do you wanna go from the jam part back into the song part?”

“We were gonna fuck it up.”

“Oh, good. That’s how we used to do it.”


  1. “Oh, good. That’s how we used to do it.” this is the line that caused me to wake my wife.

  2. Mike & Gloria Gonna Be My Name

    October 19, 2016 at 12:19 pm

    And everytime JRAD plays, Bob can only make out a kind of pervasive buzzing sound, like in that classic Star Trek episode with the hyperaccelerated aliens, and then he needs a nap.

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