(Due to the Time Sheath throwing a tantrum, this post from August 21st, 2016, is being published today. Everyone here at Thoughts on the Dead sincerely regrets the inconvenience.)
- Terrible what happened to all those gymnasts.
- I’m sure Michael Phelps will turn up.
- Never saw a death squad in a velodrome before; it was incongruous.
- Right now, there’s a lot of stigma attached to Zika babies, but there’s going to be a shit-ton more real soon, so perhaps there will be campaigns for awareness and tolerance, and that is a good thing.
- Speaking of Zika: it mutated so fast, didn’t it?
- The rowing events were fun, until the arrival of the sharks made out of living sewage.
- They mutated fast, too, huh?
- Was it Day 10 when the shit sharks learned to walk on land and started running around the beach biting people with their mouths made out of doody?
- Bob Costas did not know what to say.
- I am glad that the Russians were not caught cheating, but I am sad that all of Brazil’s laboratories mysteriously burned to the ground; I do not think those things are related.
- The most shocking day of the Games had to be Day 6, when we all awoke to find the Aquatic Center had been stolen.
- Almost, but not precisely, exactly no tour buses were caught in the middle of a gun battle between rival gangs; that’s pretty good.
- While there was quite a bit of suspected cannibalism, there was no proven cannibalism; that’s really good.
- Carmelo Anthony was mugged by the Mayor of Rio on camera; that was not good at all.
- I’m glad the Kickstarter to fund the Closing Ceremonies succeeded.
- Let’s do this again in four years!
Why did the Team USA shirts have the Russian flag on them (see the opening ceremonies)?