- Mets suck, huh?
- We can’t make ends meet on half-a-million a year.
- I liked him, but he lives in Staten Island.
- Did you know that Mayor DiBlasio is precisely 1.78 Mayor La Guardias high?
- I think that knock-off Elmo just stabbed a child.
- What the fuck is that smell?
- Didn’t that bank used to be a cobbler’s shop?
- Didn’t that bank used to be a diner?
- Didn’t that bank used to be a different bank?
- I think the smell is urine, but from a very sick person or maybe a dying goat.
- Wait, you don’t have pot delivered by models?
- Ugh, the South Bronx is full of white people now.
- I need you, the FBI director, to swear fealty to me, the President of the United States.
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June 7, 2017 at 8:53 pm
You forgot “the Mets need to smoke more pot”
June 7, 2017 at 9:00 pm
Wow that Grateful Dead musical is a hotter ticket than Hamilton ever was.
June 8, 2017 at 5:46 pm
I hate the grateful dead and all the smelly people that like them, but I must confess I do like the musical