Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Twelve Normal New York City Conversations And One That Isn’t

  • Mets suck, huh?
  • We can’t make ends meet on half-a-million a year.
  • I liked him, but he lives in Staten Island.
  • Did you know that Mayor DiBlasio is precisely 1.78 Mayor La Guardias high?
  • I think that knock-off Elmo just stabbed a child.
  • What the fuck is that smell?
  • Didn’t that bank used to be a cobbler’s shop?
  • Didn’t that bank used to be a diner?
  • Didn’t that bank used to be a different bank?
  • I think the smell is urine, but from a very sick person or maybe a dying goat.
  • Wait, you don’t have pot delivered by models?
  • Ugh, the South Bronx is full of white people now.
  • I need you, the FBI director, to swear fealty to me, the President of the United States.

3 Comments

  1. You forgot “the Mets need to smoke more pot”

  2. Drink all day rock all night

    June 7, 2017 at 9:00 pm

    Wow that Grateful Dead musical is a hotter ticket than Hamilton ever was.

    • I hate the grateful dead and all the smelly people that like them, but I must confess I do like the musical

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