Aliens?
Oh, yeah. No doubt in my mind.
Walk me through your thinking.
You’ll notice that what I will now begin to refer to as “The Mothership” without any evidence is purple?
I did notice that.
Classic alien right there: fuckers love purple.
Yeah?
If a Roman Senator was a Prince fan, he wouldn’t love purple as much as aliens.
Continue.
The shakiness?
Yes?
A by-product of simultaneous existence in five dimensions, seven bimensions, and two trimensions.
That sounds confusing.
M.C. Escher draws their pornography.
Wow. Keep going.
They’re at a Dead show, so this is further evidence. Aliens love the jams, man.
Aren’t you usually the sober, Fred Ward-like character?
Not when it comes to aliens, brother. I gotta spread the gospel to the sheeple.
I guess we all get one thing.
Yup.
Can we narrow down the identification any further?
Off-hand, we might be dealing with Cat People of Felicidae IV.
Throne-world to the Felis Empire?
You’ve heard of it?
People like telling me things.
This is, of course, Phil’s actual birth-place and they like to keep tabs on their boy.
Sure.
Beyond that, I can’t be sure.
What can you be sure of?
Like, absolutely and completely?
Yes.
Aliens.
Good to know.
http://www.moviestillsdb.com/movies/timerider-the-adventure-of-lyle-swann-i86443/b2ece9
There is a slight flaw in the reasoning here. Unless the aliens entered the 4D locus in 2000 and turned right instead of left.
You do know that the band and the crew that they once supported and that once supported them maintain a private website with a blog maintained by hunter and barlow called thoughts on thoughts on the dead (musings on the most ridiculous blog that they can not stop reading)
Well I have heard from my sources that tototd had very little material comment on your recent carnality, hunter quoted some of the cock ring stuff with a title of “Z rated Scenes you create” but he was just trying to reignite an old fight he had with Barlow in 1985.
The thoughts on thoughts on dead sex toys has been minimal.
The bunny post had them going for days, the blimps should lead to a new flurry of tototd activity. The cock ring post.. not so much.
just sayin..
Tor
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http://www.comicartfans.com/Images/Category_10912/subcat_21944/Alligator%20Truman%201.jpg
You’re better at searching for internet memes than I am and I grew up with them
I’m 12
Wow, never would have guessed! You look so great for your age. http://i.imgur.com/NYGFhCe.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/dh5cW.jpg Brent Mydland looks great
That guy wants to talk about atheism and beers you’ve never heard of.
And does he want to talk about what a nice guy he is and how he hates all women because they date douchebags? Because if so then COUNT ME THE FUCK IN
Beers I’ve never heard of: Sam Adams Mtn. Dew “Nice Guys are Superior” Summer Pale Ale
My city is overrun by that guy^
SPENCER, what??????????
Bearded douche bag lumbersexuals
http://static4.fjcdn.com/comments/God+even+the+guy+who+made+tumblr+looks+like+a+_e50a457ece8d1f36f37825b65cd192b4.jpg
Oh Jesus, I thought you meant your city was “run” by that guy. I misread “overrun.” You live in Vancouver, right?
Used to live in Vancouver, back in Toronto
What the fuck, Spencer. Now my whole life is a lie. I thought you were on the west coast with me. Turns out you’re just another NIGHT BLOGGER
Night Blogger was the worst Judas Priest record.
You were blogging at 2 AM what is your d eAL
U WR PICKING UR FEET IN POUGHKEEPSIE AT 2 AM DEAL URSELF
bruh
at 2 am I was crying alone in the dark of my room. Lots of things have been happening lately. It’s really getting to be too much. For instance, THERE WAS THIS FUCKING MOURNING DOVE RIGHT OUTSIDE MY WINDOW KEEPING ME AWAKE AND THAT WS JUST TOO MUCH 4 ME
also my room gets really hot at night. it’s really hard to be me. you know my name, not my story
lel
What Totd said
Maggie, when you see phish stand front row stare straight at Trey and do this http://i1.wp.com/howlandechoes.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/703967-one-direction-fans.jpg
At least I’ll have gotten enough sleep throughout my life unlike you street urchins http://i00.i.aliimg.com/wsphoto/v0/2012611076_1/Minion-Pajamas-For-Women-2015-New-Fashion-Cartoon-Character-Embellished-Free-Shipping.jpg
SPENCER OH MY GOD YES
My dad’s not letting me get general admission (okay by me, don’t need to go deaf) but I will make a GIANT SIGN FOR TREY
https://img1.etsystatic.com/046/1/10027698/il_340x270.681554339_tbm5.jpg
Honorary admission in MoTDA ?
They’ve been talking about adding another wing onto that place with all the FTW money.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-9cEqLqxIeZk/VUTszvOJU8I/AAAAAAAAEg0/vSFyyku0k5A/s1600/Joe%2B%26%2BMickey%2BHart.jpg
Mickey sans Dead shirt
50 bux says he wearin Stealie prototype cuff links